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Every time I try to kill a spider

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Loving the new iPhone 6+ ads

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When someone says they’re scared to take the last cookie

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When my food finally comes at brunch

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After I get a pedicure

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After a couple margaritas

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getting eyeliner to match on both eyes is the plague of the modern woman

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#BEYONCE

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IT’S FRIDAY!

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When there are slow tourists walking in front of me

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When I make a joke at a meeting and everyone laughs

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When it’s finally Friday!!

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It’s due tomorrow

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When someone says bacon is “overhyped”

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hooray! 3 years!

hooray! 3 years!