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When I finish a really big project

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When someone tells me they’re a Raiders fan

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When someone says they’re not that into brunch

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When the person who sits next to me on muni smells like cigarettes

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When my jam comes on (pt. 4)

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When my jam comes on (pt. 3)

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When my jam comes on (pt. 2)

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When my jam comes on

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Every time I try to kill a spider

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Loving the new iPhone 6+ ads

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When someone says they’re scared to take the last cookie

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When my food finally comes at brunch

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After I get a pedicure

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After a couple margaritas

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getting eyeliner to match on both eyes is the plague of the modern woman